Tres Gay Fashion Tip #1 - Corduroy Pants

Okay, guys, if you want to accentuate your ass, appear a bit taller, and look a little slimmer, then you have to have a pair of corduroy pants in your wardrobe. There's just something about a guy in corduroy, which sadly left the fasionista scene during the late 80's and most of the 90's, but has made quite the comeback in the past few years.

Although a few might believe corduroy to still be on the "out" list for clothing, they are sadly mistaken. Crisp lines, straight (ahem) legs that hug the thighs, and a design that can make any ass look good.

Some tips:

• Stay away from the wider corduroy fabric, this is still on the "out" list, the thinner the lines, the thinner the thinning.


• Always go tan. Brown or blue corduroy hide the shadows of the linear quality of the fabric, thus removing any sense of texture.


• Regardless of your size, try to buy a pair just slightly snug (never tight).