Mother's Day Sucks

This past week I've received tons of email spam from 1800flowers, Harry and David, and other such companies, saying it's not too late to get something for my mother for Mother's Day. Well, yes it is, because she died two months ago, and I wish she were here to mock my cynicism. However, were she here, I'd have no reason to be cynical today, now would I?

If your mother hasn't disowned you for being gay, or like in my case transferred to the other side, and is even mildly accepting of you, make sure you call her today (you should have already sent a card this past Wednesday!), because time is fleeting, and talk is cheap...meaning most cell phone plans have free calls on weekends, so call your mom!